A quick pitch to follow the best new twitter handle out there -- @rickperryfacts.
Some sample tweets:
Rick Perry once bit off more than he could chew. He just swallowed it whole.
The Roman Empire didn't fall, Rick Perry tripped it.
Rick Perry smashed a mirror over a black cat's head while standing under a ladder, then won the lottery that day. He donated it to charity.
Rick Perry can hold his breath for an entire Yanni concert.
Rick Perry enjoys practical jokes. Like when he removes your lower intestine, pretends to make balloon animals with it.
Rick Perry has dissected frogs that are alive and happy to this very day.
Rick Perry's calendar skips straight from March 31 to April 2. Nobody fools Rick Perry.
Rick Perry can kill two stones with one bird.
People have ideas and a light bulb appears over their head. Rick Perry once had an idea, and the sun was created.
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