Tuesday, December 4, 2012

Report: Newt and Callista might co-write a book series

The nation's Shadow First-Couple has plans, according to The College of William and Mary's student paper.

She [Callista] hinted that the two might write a book series together in the future.

But don't worry -- Ellis the Elephant isn't about to be euthanized for the sake of it.

“My next project with Ellis the Elephant is a book about the American Revolution,” she said.

“Ellis is very curious about the American Revolution. I plan to call the book ‘Yankee Doodle Dandy’ and that should come out in October of next year.”

In case you were wondering who Ellis is, he's that.